i think this is one of the most awesome monologues ever, i love george carlin
creation is a kind of madness
I never post these but whatever
- 1. Who was the last person to call you baby/babe?
- 2. Anyone crushing on you?
- 3. What is your relationship status?
- 4. Has anyone ever sang to you?
- 5. Has anyone ever given you roses?
- 6. Who do you text the most?
- 7. First person to text today?
- 8. What color are your eyes?
- 9. What is a compliment you receive often?
- 10. Who was the last person to say they loved you and when?
- 11. Do you like your parents?
- 12. Do you secretly like someone?
- 13. Why did your last relationship end?
- 14. Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone?
- 15. Who was the last person you kissed?
- 16. Do you like funny people or serious people?
- 17. What are you listening to?
- 18. Is the last person you kissed older than you?
- 19. Are you happy right now?
- 20. If you could have one thing right now what would it be
- 21. Who makes you happiest right now?
- 22. Do you want to get married & have children one day?
- 23. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
- 24. How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they love you?
- 25. Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?
- 26. Are you crushing on someone?
- 27. Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
- 28. Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
- 29. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
- 30. Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it?
- 31. Have you ever had your heart broken?
- 32. Have you ever broken someone's heart?
- 33. If you could go back in time and change things, would you?
- 34. Think any of your ex's feel the same?
- 35. Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
- 36. Have you dated people who were not good to you?
- 37. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
- 38. Do you believe in love at first sight?
- 39. Ever been given an engagement ring?
- 40. Do you want to get married?
- 41. Has anyone ever told you they wanted to marry you?
- 42. Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?
- 43. Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
- 44. Have any of your ex's told you they regret breaking up with you?
- 45. Would you believe your ex if he said they love you?
- 46. Would you ever date your best male friend?
- 47. If your best friend of the opposite sex went out with someone you knew was wrong for them would you speak up?
- 48. Do you regret any of your relationships?
- 49. Would you date an ex?
i like that i talk to ish and brianna frequently again (: it’s nice to know i still have good friends that i can always expect a warm welcome from
This reminded me of this girl Biz lol
HAHHAHAHA accurate. i am telling my mom this when i break the news to her i am moving
i want that show back!
(Source: sergioh)
